From the Book - First edition.
Introduction. We'd kill each other --
Alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day that was made better by White privilege --
Report cards for 25-year-olds --
Letters from the color war --
Dr. Seuss teaches sex ed --
The collected works of angsty suburban White kids named Corey --
College stories fact check --
Butterscotch Galaxy, (or, The spectaular class of 54) --
How to assemble your first couch, you big fucking loser --
My college friend the pope --
How to get into the club --
It happened to me : my goop jade vaginal egg hatched into a tiny White woman who I now have to care for as my own --
The incident at Aces Bar --
Sex and love in the alien invasion --