Ten little mummies become bored with staying in a room together all day but when they go outside to play they disappear, one by one.

"On the first day of Christmas, a gift was sent to me: a parrot in a palm tree! Ahoy mateys--Christmas is coming and even pirates celebrate the holiday! This follow-up to the hugely popular A Pirate's Night Before Christmas offers a witty re-imagining of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"--with a sly buccaneer twist. A brave cabin boy receives marvelously mysterious gifts for each of the 12 days he is left alone to guard the pirate ship: 12 cannons blastin',...

An illustrated book of jokes and riddles organized into chapters with such titles as "Rude Food," "Furry Tales," and "Check-up Chuckles."