Perseus wants a hug

Psyche ninjas a box of beauty cream

Phaethon fails driver's ed

Otrera invents the amazons (with free two-day shipping)

Daedalus invents pretty much everything else

Theseus slays the mighty, oh, look, a bunny rabbit!

Atalanta vs. three pieces of fruit: the ultimate death match

Whatever it is, Bellerophon didn't do it

Cyrene punches a lion* (*no actual lions were harmed in the making of this myth)

Orpheus takes a solo

Hercules does twelve stupid things

Jason finds a rug that really ties the kingdom together.